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i love white people

Why do I think she’s the cutest thing ever?

well ur theme and url could explain that

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This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

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when it’s too much even for your own standards

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Jerry is cute

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chalk mermaids outside of where I work
A new one appears every day ??

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~Click for full res NSFW~

As promised here’s the coloured version (I also added a few things which means it is actually NSFW this time)

But thank you guys so much for all those notes on that picture and for following me too! You’re all such perverts xD

In the land of Gods and Monsters

I was an Angel

Looking to get fucked hard

Like a groupie incognito posing as a real singer

Life imitates art

You got that medicine I need

Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please

I don’t really wanna know what’s good for men

God’s dead, I said ‘baby that’s alright with me’

No one’s gonna take my soul away

I’m living like Jim Morrison

Headed towards a fucked up holiday

Motel sprees sprees and I’m singing

'Fuck yeah give it to me this is heaven, what I truly want'

It’s innocence lost

Innocence lost


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you’re not ready to watch this video

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television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

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